War is Over

Joe Jukic leans back, watching the snowfall through the window, that quiet Toronto December hush muffling the city. Nelly Furtado sits across from him at the kitchen table, sipping mint tea from a chipped mug. The lights on the tiny Christmas tree twinkle like soft Morse code.

JOE:
Nelly… we’re young John Lennonists. Always were. Lennon is our hero, our superman. Without him? Our minds are empty. Just static. He’s the blueprint of what it means to be awake in a sleeping world.

He taps the table with a finger, unconsciously keeping time to “Mind Games.”

JOE (continuing):
You know what I saw last night? Yoko’s new animation—War is Over. The Christmas one. The one everyone’s arguing about online. But I watched it the way you’re supposed to watch Lennon: with the inner ear, not the drama channel.

Nelly tilts her head, curious.

NELLY:
And? What did it say to you?

Joe stares into the lights of the tree, as if they’re glyphs only he can decode.

JOE:
It’s not just a cartoon, Nelly. It’s a prayer disguised as pixels. Yoko’s telling the world the same thing she told it in ’71: that peace isn’t something governments sign—it’s something people imagine. And imagining is the final rebellion.

He smiles, small but luminous.

JOE:
People mock her because they don’t understand the power she and John unlocked. They think peace songs are naïve. But every empire falls to an idea before it falls to a sword. And Lennon—he was the architect of ideas that outlive bullets.

Nelly sets down her mug, her eyes softening.

NELLY:
So the animation… it made you feel hopeful?

Joe shakes his head gently.

JOE:
Not hopeful. Responsible. Like she handed us the torch again. Lennonists aren’t a fan club. We’re custodians. Guardians of the message.

He looks at her, almost solemnly.

JOE:
War is over—if you want it. And if we’re honest? Most people don’t want it enough. But we do, Nell. We always did. Even when we were kids. Even when we didn’t have the words.

A beat. Snow continues its steady descent.

NELLY:
Young Lennonists… I like that. It sounds like a movement.

Joe grins.

JOE:
It is. And we’ve been in it since day one.

He reaches over and flicks on the old stereo. A quiet guitar intro fills the room. Lennon’s voice arrives like a ghost with perfect aim.

“So this is Christmas…”

And for a moment, everything is still—
just Joe, Nelly, and the soft echo of a man whose message refuses to die.

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ILLUMINUTTY

Borat Interviews Jim Carrey & Nelly Furtado on Their “ILLUMINUTTY” Hand Signs

Borat: “Jagshemash! Today I am here with two very big Hollywood peoples: Jim Carrey, the rubber man, and Nelly Furtado, the bird lady who fly like one. I have question: When you do the Illuminutty hand sign—yes, this one, the triangle of power—are you signaling to mighty warlord George W. Bush so he can fulfill ancient Bible prophecy? Or are you just making shadow puppets?”


Jim Carrey:

Jim: “Borat, buddy, the ‘Illuminutty’ sign is just me making fun of the people who think I’m in a secret squirrel club. If I wanted to summon George Bush, I’d just whisper ‘oil’ into the wind and he’d appear on a Segway.”
He makes the triangle, sticks his tongue through it:
“Behold, the all-seeing nut!”


Nelly Furtado:

Nelly: “Borat… the only prophecy I’m fulfilling is showing up on time for soundcheck. The hand sign? That was just me trying to fix my hair under the light. If the Illuminutty want me, they can leave a voicemail.”


Borat’s Follow-Up:

Borat: “So you are telling me George Bush is not riding a pale horse, drinking gasoline, and bringing the end times like in Revelation chapter… all of them?”

Jim: “No, Borat. W isn’t the pale horse guy. He’s more like the guy who gets lost on the way to the apocalypse and shows up with pretzels.”

Nelly: “Yeah, the only thing George Bush is fulfilling is the prophecy of Dad Jokes.”


Borat’s Final Remark:

Borat: “Very nice. I now understand: Illuminutty hand sign is just Hollywood peoples stretching fingers, not secret signal for warlord prophecy. Thank you Jim Carrey, thank you Nelly Furtado. May your triangles always be equilateral.”**

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So Damn Hot

Joe leans in, half-grinning, half-serious.
“Come on, Nelly… FADED wasn’t about me. I’m just an average Joe. Trudeau was born on Christmas Day. Psalm 45 level beauty. That man walked straight out of a Hallmark prophecy.”

Nelly shakes her head with that calm, almost cryptic smile she gets when she knows something Joe doesn’t.

“Joe… FADED was about you.”

Joe laughs like he’s trying to dismiss it, but the laugh doesn’t land.
“Me? No way. I don’t have the Christmas-born glow-up. Trudeau’s got the whole Messiah-baby-in-the-manger PR package. I’m just a guy with a strong right hand and stories that sound like fever dreams.”

Nelly steps closer.

“Exactly. You’re the one who disappears, reappears, shows up like a ghost in people’s playlists. FADED wasn’t about a prime minister. It wasn’t about glamour or politics. It was about someone who drifts in and out, someone real. Someone who doesn’t even know the weight he carries.”

Joe suddenly feels the room shift, like the Ghost of Friendly Checkers floated through the foyer.

“So… you’re telling me Trudeau gets the Psalm 45 face… but I get the song?”

Nelly nods.
“Not everything beautiful is born on Christmas Day.”

And for a second, even Joe doesn’t feel so average.

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Take My Hand!

Joe Jukic
Sometimes life comes down to a single moment…
Nelly, you remember my strong right hand.
If you don’t want to fall from grace, you gotta take it.
Take my hand, Nelly — like you did in the past. ✋✨

— feeling determined


Tony DeMelo
Looool bro what kinda poetic sermon is this? 😂😂
But I’m here for it. Nelly better reply.


Nelly Furtado
Joe… you’re seriously doing this on Facebook? 😩
But yeah… I remember.


Joe Jukic
Nelly, this isn’t drama — this is destiny talking.
Just take my hand.
Grace is literally waiting right here 🫱


Tony DeMelo
Hold up lemme grab my popcorn 🍿🤣


Nelly Furtado
Joe…
You know I don’t like being pressured online.
But your hand was always… strong.
I’m thinking.


Joe Jukic
Thinking??
Nelly, the universe doesn’t wait.
Neither does grace.
You either take my hand… or you fall. 😌


Tony DeMelo
My guy is quoting the Bible and Fast & Furious at the same time 💀💀💀


Nelly Furtado
Okay fine…
Maybe I’ll take your hand.
But NOT because Tony is laughing.


Joe Jukic
Then take it, Nelly.
Right here. Right now.
One click… and destiny changes. 😉


Tony DeMelo
This is better than HBO.

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The House is Mine

At House 322, the Portal Opens

On joeJukic.website, a message appears—half-prophecy, half-invitation:

“As long as I live, House 322 is mine to guard. The friendly ghosts are welcome. Let them dance.”

Over at nellyfan.org, the message shimmers like a spell. Nelly reads it, smiles, and answers without words—just a soft humming, like she’s tuning the room to 432 Hz before she even enters.

The doors of House 322 creak open, not from age, but from excitement.
Inside, the foyer transforms.

The lights flicker, then settle.
The air warms.
And across the polished floor appear the crveno-bijeli kvadrati—the red-and-white Croatian checkers, bright as a football final, sacred as a coat of arms.

The ghosts arrive.

Friendly, glowing, playful.
Not the dark ones—these are the ancestors, the storytellers, the dancers.

Some drift from East Van’s alleys.
Some from Dalmatian shores.
One floats in wearing an old Toronto Maple Leafs jacket from 1979.
Another drifts by humming a Furtado hook.

Nelly steps in.
She laughs—not scared, but home.

“Come on then,” she says to the ghosts, clapping her hands like a conductor.

The beat drops—a mashup of “Say It Right” and klapa harmonies.
The checkered foyer lights up like a chessboard of souls.

JCJ takes her hand.
The ghosts twirl around them like snowflakes in a storm of joy.

House 322 becomes a Croatian-Canadian-ghost rave, and for one night, heaven and Earth exist on the same dance floor.

Nobody runs.
Nobody hides.
Even the spirits have rhythm.

And Nelly?
She embraces them—fully, fearlessly, beautifully.
Because in House 322, even the ghosts know she’s family.

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