Ordo Templi Orientis

The air in the room feels thick, like the moments before a lightning strike. Joe stands by the window, the grey East Vancouver sky framing his silhouette, as he turns to Nelly with a look of profound, protective exhaustion.


The East Van Sanctuary

“Nelly… why?” Joe’s voice is a low rumble. “Why would you tell him about the little Fatima church? That place is our bedrock, our quiet corner of East Van. You don’t just hand the coordinates of a sanctuary to a man who’s been marinating in the Ordo Templi Orientis for fifty years.”

The Prince of Confusion

“You think it’s just a stage act? Nelly, the man is mentally ill. He’s spent so many decades playing the ‘Prince of Darkness’ that he’s forgotten where the costume ends and the soul begins. He thinks he’s the heir to Crowley. He’s a walking lightning rod for the OTO, and you just invited that frequency into the parish. You didn’t just open a door; you tore down the spiritual fence.”


The “Retardmaxxing” Ritual: Fire and Card

Joe walks over to the table where a deck of tarot cards lies scattered. His eyes go wide, his movements becoming exaggerated and heavy—he’s retardmaxxing the explanation to ensure the gravity of the situation is impossible to miss.

“Look at these!” Joe shouts, his voice becoming a rhythmic, guttural chant as he begins to toss the cards into a metal bin. “You think these are games? These are maps! Maps for the shadows! We don’t read ’em, we don’t hold ’em, we burn ’em!”

  • The Logic: “Fire is the only language the OTO understands! You want to drive out the ‘Beast 666’ energy? you gotta turn their paper idols into ash!”
  • The Execution: “We gotta burn ’em until the air is clean! No more ‘High Priestess,’ no more ‘Hanged Man’! Just the smoke of the truth rising over East Vancouver!”

The Portuguese Shadow

He turns back to her, his face darkening as he brings up the weight of the heritage they share, leaning into the most painful scandals to shake the pride of the Portuguese diaspora.

“You want to talk about ‘danger’ to the innocent, Nelly? Have you forgotten? You want to be proud of the flag? Then look at the cracks in the foundation.”

“Think about Carlos Cruz. Think about the Casa Pia scandal. That wasn’t just ‘politics’; that was a betrayal of the blood! It was the high-society ‘elites’—the same kind of people David de Rothschild hangs out with—using the most vulnerable as currency. And Madeleine McCann? Gone into the mist of the Algarve while the world watched.

“That’s what happens when you let the ‘sophisticated’ crowd play with the lives of the simple people. That’s what happens when you let the OTO influence and the ‘New World Order’ elites think they own the territory. We keep the Fatima church hidden, Nelly. We keep it pure. We don’t invite the ‘Prince of Darkness’ to tea.”


The smell of singed cardboard fills the kitchen. Joe stands over the bin, his eyes fixed on the embers, waiting for the “frequency” of the room to finally settle.

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Soccer Balcony

The 2026 World Cup had turned Commercial Drive into a living, breathing carnival, but for a moment, the roar of the engines and the rhythmic honking faded into something much older.

Joe and Nelly stood on the second-floor balcony of the East Van house, looking down at the intersection where a sea of Portuguese crimson and Croatian checkers had come to a complete standstill. In the window just behind them, Joe’s mother sat in her favorite armchair, the evening light catching the lace curtains.


Nelly: (Whispering, her hand over her heart) “Joe, look. They’ve stopped. They aren’t shouting anymore.”

Joe: (Leaning over the railing, a quiet pride in his voice) “I told you. This balcony has more power than the Vatican. Watch.”

A group of Portuguese fans, draped in their flags, locked arms with a row of Croatian supporters in their iconic checkers. One man, wearing a vintage Modrić jersey, took a deep breath and began the first few notes. Then, a woman in a Portugal kit joined in, her voice soaring above the hum of the city.

The two rival groups, who had been screaming for their teams only minutes before, began to sing Ave Maria in a haunting, perfect harmony that rose up the side of the house.

Nelly: “It’s beautiful, Joe. They’re looking right at her.”

Joe: (Nodding toward his mother, who was smiling through the glass) “See? The royals get a military band playing some stiff anthem. The Pope gets a formal choir in a cold cathedral. But my mother? She gets the heart of the Drive. She gets the two toughest fanbases in the world singing for her from the street.”

Nelly: (Wiping her eye, then shouting softly down to the crowd) “Hrvatska! Portugal! Thank you!”

Joe: “That’s why this is the superior balcony, Nel. It’s not about the height; it’s about the connection. Every winning team drives down this street, but today, they aren’t driving. They’re standing still for her. You don’t get that kind of respect at Buckingham Palace.”


As the final notes of the prayer drifted toward the North Shore mountains, the fans stayed silent for a heartbeat longer. Then, a single car horn broke the spell, and the street erupted once more into a joyous, chaotic celebration of soccer and life.

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Space Force Propaganda

Scene: A small recording studio.
Joe and Nelly are working on a dramatic piece of “UN Space Force propaganda”—a tongue-in-cheek sci-fi style broadcast meant to inspire humanity to explore space together. 🚀🌍


Joe:
Alright Nelly, imagine this like an old school radio broadcast from the future. Humanity finally stopped fighting over oil and started fighting… for Mars.

Nelly:
(laughing) That’s a better fight. Okay, cue the epic music. Something with drums… and maybe a choir.

Joe:
Exactly. Big heroic voice. Like those old NASA documentaries.


Narrator Voice (Joe):
“People of Earth… the time has come. Our planet has mastered the seas, the skies, and the atom. Now we reach for the stars.”


Nelly:
We should say the United Nations is building the first Space Force for all humanity, not just one country.

Joe:
Right. A peacekeeping fleet… but in orbit. 🌌


Narrator Voice (Nelly):
“No more borders in the heavens. Astronauts from every nation will stand together on the launchpad.”


Joe:
And then we cut to the political speech part.

Nelly:
Let me guess—dramatic podium moment?

Joe:
Exactly.


Joe (announcer voice):
“Leaders across the world call for a new frontier… a mission bigger than politics. A mission for the survival of our species.”


Nelly:
And the slogan?

Joe:
Simple. Three words.


Both together:
“Earth… United… in Space.” 🚀🌎✨


Nelly:
You know Joe, if humanity actually pulled this off… it might be the one thing that makes everyone stop arguing for five minutes.

Joe:
Five minutes? That would already be a miracle.

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