Title: The Hula Hoop Dictator
Logline:
When a secret cloning experiment gone wrong births a Hitler clone obsessed with fitness, Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima and Canadian Prime Minister Nelly Furtado team up to overthrow his bizarre regime of forced hula hooping and reclaim bodily autonomy for women worldwide.
Act I: The Clone Conspiracy
- Setting: A secret underground lab in the Amazon rainforest.
- A covert operation funded by a shadowy group of pro-life billionaires (led by a caricatured Donald Trump) attempts to clone history’s most infamous dictator to enforce their dystopian vision of morality.
- The experiment goes hilariously wrong: the clone, dubbed Hula Hoop Hitler, develops an inexplicable obsession with fitness, particularly hula hooping, as a path to global domination.
- Inciting Incident:
- Hula Hoop Hitler escapes the lab and quickly rises to power in Brazil, using charisma and propaganda to enforce a law requiring all women to hula hoop daily under the guise of “national fitness.”
- Adriana Lima, a national icon, becomes the unwilling face of his regime.
Act II: The Resistance Forms
- Nelly Furtado’s Role:
- As Prime Minister of Canada, Nelly Furtado is drawn into the conflict when a leaked video of Hula Hoop Hitler’s oppressive policies goes viral.
- Outraged by the blatant violation of women’s rights, she travels to Brazil to confront the dictator.
- Adriana Lima’s Struggle:
- Adriana secretly despises the regime but is blackmailed into compliance.
- She meets Nelly and joins the resistance, leveraging her public influence to rally support.
- Themes Explored:
- The absurdity of body politics and the weaponization of fitness culture.
- Satirical commentary on pro-life policies, cloning ethics, and the danger of authoritarianism cloaked in populist appeal.
Act III: The Hula Hoop Rebellion
- The Plan:
- Nelly and Adriana infiltrate Hula Hoop Hitler’s headquarters with the help of an underground feminist resistance.
- They sabotage his propaganda machine and expose the truth about his origins to the world.
- Climactic Showdown:
- A surreal, action-packed battle ensues in the dictator’s palace gym, complete with weaponized hula hoops and absurd fitness challenges.
- Adriana delivers a powerful monologue about choice, autonomy, and freedom, inspiring the women of Brazil to rise up.
Resolution:
- The regime collapses, and Hula Hoop Hitler is defeated in a hilariously ironic twist: he is out-hula-hooped by a group of grandmothers.
- Brazil repeals its oppressive laws, and Adriana and Nelly become global icons for women’s rights.
- The final scene shows Nelly addressing the UN, delivering a passionate speech advocating for reproductive rights and condemning the misuse of power.
Tone:
- A mix of Dr. Strangelove-style absurdity and The Handmaid’s Tale’s feminist urgency, with plenty of comedic moments and sharp political satire.