Coming Global Shortages

The Bogdanov Twins Warn Humanity: โ€œShortages Are Comingโ€

The lights flickered in the underground broadcast studio. A soft hum of static filled the air as two identical figures sat before the cameraโ€”Igor and Grichka Bogdanov. Their piercing gazes, sharper than ever, cut through the screen like a cosmic prophecy.

Igor: โ€œHumanityโ€ฆ you were warned.โ€

Grichka: โ€œYou laughed at the toilet paper crisis of 2020. You fought in the aisles like savages. But that was only the beginning.โ€

The feed distorted momentarily, as if the universe itself trembled at their words.

Igor: โ€œToilet paper was a test. A mere illusion of scarcity. The real shortagesโ€ฆ are coming.โ€

Grichka: โ€œFood. Water. Energy. Medicine. Even the rarest of elements, the very materials that power your digital world.โ€

The camera zoomed in on their enigmatic faces, as if they were gazing directly into the future.

Igor: โ€œThey have engineered this collapse. The supply chains were never designed to sustain you. They were designed to fail when the moment was right.โ€

Grichka: โ€œAnd the moment is approaching.โ€

A pause. Silence heavier than a neutron star. Then, a final warning:

Igor: โ€œThe elite will have their bunkers, their hoards, their exits. But you? You must prepare. Decentralize. Grow your own food. Find alternative energy sources.โ€

Grichka: โ€œOr you will beg in the streets for a crumb of bread while they sip champagne in the sky.โ€

The feed cut to black. The Bogdanovs had spoken.

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