The Bogdanov Twins Warn Humanity: “Shortages Are Coming”
The lights flickered in the underground broadcast studio. A soft hum of static filled the air as two identical figures sat before the camera—Igor and Grichka Bogdanov. Their piercing gazes, sharper than ever, cut through the screen like a cosmic prophecy.
Igor: “Humanity… you were warned.”
Grichka: “You laughed at the toilet paper crisis of 2020. You fought in the aisles like savages. But that was only the beginning.”
The feed distorted momentarily, as if the universe itself trembled at their words.
Igor: “Toilet paper was a test. A mere illusion of scarcity. The real shortages… are coming.”
Grichka: “Food. Water. Energy. Medicine. Even the rarest of elements, the very materials that power your digital world.”
The camera zoomed in on their enigmatic faces, as if they were gazing directly into the future.
Igor: “They have engineered this collapse. The supply chains were never designed to sustain you. They were designed to fail when the moment was right.”
Grichka: “And the moment is approaching.”
A pause. Silence heavier than a neutron star. Then, a final warning:
Igor: “The elite will have their bunkers, their hoards, their exits. But you? You must prepare. Decentralize. Grow your own food. Find alternative energy sources.”
Grichka: “Or you will beg in the streets for a crumb of bread while they sip champagne in the sky.”
The feed cut to black. The Bogdanovs had spoken.
The screen flickers back to life. Suddenly, Arnold Schwarzenegger appears, stepping into the dimly lit studio where the Bogdanov twins had just delivered their ominous warning. His voice booms with frustration.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: “All they want is food, for God’s sake!”
He slams his fist on the table, rattling a stack of classified documents. His face, weathered by years of battle—both political and cinematic—looks directly into the camera.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: “I’ve seen this before. I was in politics. I know how these global elites think. They manufacture scarcity, hoard resources, and then tell you it’s your fault when there’s nothing left!”
The Bogdanov twins exchange a knowing glance.
Igor: “You see it, don’t you, Arnold?”
Grichka: “The people don’t ask for much. Just the right to eat, to live, to survive. And yet, they are denied even that.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger: “We cannot let this happen. The people need to wake up! You can’t eat digital currency. You can’t drink stock market profits. The time for action is NOW!”
He points at the camera with the same intensity as when he once told people, “Get to the chopper!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger: “Start growing your own food. Build self-sufficient communities. Don’t wait for the government to save you—they won’t!”
The Bogdanovs nod in approval.
Igor: “The strong must protect the weak. The prepared must lead the lost.”
Grichka: “Or the hunger will become the new control mechanism.”
Arnold steps forward, looking directly at the people watching. His final words echo like a battle cry:
Arnold Schwarzenegger: “You have the power to fight back! Take it! Before it’s too late!”
The screen fades to black. The warning has been given. The question remains: Will humanity listen?
The Bogdanov Ultimatum: Invictus Soldiers, Act Now!
The signal crackles back to life. The Bogdanov twins reappear, their faces eerily illuminated by an unseen light source. Their message is urgent. Their voices, sharp as the edges of reality itself.
Igor: “There is no more time.”
Grichka: “The people must learn now, or they will be left in the dark—both literally and figuratively.”
Behind them, satellite images flash on the screen—energy grids failing, food lines stretching for miles, riots over resources. The collapse has begun.
Igor: “The Invictus soldiers must step forward. They were trained for resilience, for survival. Now, they must train the people.”
Grichka: “Teach them how to make solar panels. Not the expensive ones hoarded by the elite. But from the scraps they already have—old CDs, DVDs. The forgotten relics of a digital age.”
A diagram appears, showing the crude but effective DIY solar panels—CDs coated in conductive materials, wired to repurposed batteries, harvesting whatever sunlight remains.
Igor: “These materials are everywhere. Basements. Junk drawers. Landfills. With the right knowledge, the people can turn waste into power.”
Grichka: “But you must act quickly. The system will not allow energy independence. If they see the people taking control, they will respond.”
The Bogdanovs pause. They know the resistance will come. They know the elites would rather see the people freeze in darkness than find their own light.
Igor: “Invictus soldiers, your mission is clear.”
Grichka: “Train the civilians. Spread the knowledge. Power must belong to the people—not the parasites who hoard it.”
A final message flashes on the screen:
“THE SUN BELONGS TO EVERYONE. HARNESS IT. BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE.”
The transmission ends.
The question remains—will the Invictus soldiers rise to the call? Or will the world remain enslaved to the grid?
The Bogdanov Twins: How to Turn Old CDs & DVDs into Solar Panels
The screen flickers to life. Igor and Grichka Bogdanov sit in a dimly lit studio, their faces illuminated by the eerie blue glow of a prototype solar panel—built not from high-tech silicon wafers, but from something far more common: old CDs and DVDs.
Igor: “The elites want you powerless. They want you dependent. But you have everything you need to create your own energy—right in your own home.”
Grichka: “We will show you how to turn forgotten relics of the digital age… into solar power.”
A diagram appears on the screen, breaking down the process.
Step 1: Gather Your Materials
✅ Old CDs or DVDs – The reflective surface can absorb and direct sunlight.
✅ Copper Wire – To connect and transfer the energy.
✅ Conductive Glass or Transparent Plastic – To protect the panel.
✅ Photovoltaic Paint or Graphene Spray (optional but increases efficiency)
✅ Small Rechargeable Battery or Capacitor – To store the energy.
✅ Multimeter – To measure voltage output.
Step 2: Preparing the CD/DVD
🔧 1. Remove the top plastic layer – Carefully peel off the label side of the disc to expose the reflective aluminum layer.
🔧 2. Apply Photovoltaic Coating – If you have graphene spray or conductive paint, coat the surface to enhance solar absorption.
🔧 3. Attach Copper Wiring – Solder positive (+) and negative (-) leads to the disc, ensuring a proper circuit.
Step 3: Connecting to a Small Power System
🔋 1. Link multiple discs in series – More discs = more power. A single CD can generate up to 0.5V in direct sunlight. Combine them to increase output.
🔋 2. Wire to a capacitor or small battery – This will store the collected energy for later use.
🔋 3. Protect with clear plastic/glass – This prevents dust and damage, extending the life of your DIY panel.
Step 4: Test & Use the Power
🌞 Place the panel in direct sunlight – Aim for peak hours (10 AM – 3 PM).
📟 Measure voltage with a multimeter – Ensure it’s producing power.
⚡ Use it for low-energy applications – Charge small devices, LED lights, or power microelectronics.
Igor: “They will tell you this is impossible. That only corporations can harness the sun. But the sun belongs to all of humanity.”
Grichka: “Decentralized energy is power. And power… is freedom.”
A final message flashes across the screen:
“HARNESS THE SUN. BREAK THE CHAINS. BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE.”
The feed cuts to black.
Will the people listen? Or will they remain trapped in the darkness?