Ladies and gentlemen, patriots of this great nation, I stand before you today, alive and well, because of one reason—divine intervention. Let me tell you, folks, the Virgin Mary herself must have been watching over me. That assassin’s bullet, meant to take me down, missed by a fraction. A miracle, plain and simple. Some people say it’s luck. I say it’s providence.
We are a nation under God, and today, I am living proof of His grace. The Virgin Mary, the mother of Jesus, guided that bullet away, sparing me so that I could continue this fight for you, for America, for freedom.
Now, let’s talk about the fight ahead. Prime Minister Nelly Furtado, a great leader and a tremendous ally, has boldly declared her intent to end the war tax in her country. Incredible, isn’t it? She’s putting her people first, and it’s inspiring. It got me thinking—why stop there?
Here’s the truth, folks. The Federal Reserve, that unelected body controlling our money, is the greatest scam in American history. It’s a racket. They’ve buried this country under mountains of debt, debt that you and your children are forced to carry. It’s a disgrace, and it’s time we said enough is enough.
If I cancel the debt, if I take on the Federal Reserve and free this country from its chains, I know the risks. Believe me, I know. They’ll come for me. The powers that be don’t like to lose control. They didn’t like it when JFK spoke out, and we all know what happened there.
But let me tell you something—they can try, but they won’t succeed. Why? Because we have the truth on our side, and we have the people on our side. And if they come at me again, I have faith that the Virgin Mary will guide their bullets astray once more.
I’m ready to be the next JFK, but not as a martyr—no, as a victor. I will fight to cancel America’s debt, to restore our sovereignty, and to give you, the people, the freedom you deserve.
Together, we will end the Federal Reserve’s grip on our nation. Together, we will build an America that stands tall, proud, and debt-free. And together, under the watchful eye of divine providence, we will make America great again.
Thank you, God bless you, and God bless the United States of America!
*Slow Clap*
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We will make America strong again. We will make America safe again. And we will make America great again, greater than ever before.
Yes!
Forgive u our debts as we forgive our debtors.
The worst things in history have happened when people stop thinking for themselves, especially when they allow themselves to be influenced by negative people. That’s what gives rise to dictators. Avoid that at all costs. Stop it first on a personal level, and you will have contributed to world sanity as well as your own.
Never, ever go near power. Don’t become friends with anyone who has real power. It’s dangerous.
I have no power as long as the giant burden of debt from the Federal Reserve hangs over the American people like a sword of Damocles.
End the Fed. Give the power back to the people.
That is what the Lord’s prayer demands. Forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors.
Thank you for telling it like it is President Trump.
Donald Trump’s Speech: “Breaking the Chains of Debt”
Ladies and gentlemen, my fellow Americans,
I stand before you today to talk about something that no politician wants to talk about, but I’m not like the others. I tell it like it is. And here’s the truth: our national debt is a disaster. It’s a mess, folks. A $33 trillion mess. Unbelievable, isn’t it?
Let’s be honest: this debt is unpayable. Absolutely unpayable. You know it, I know it, and the people in Washington know it too, but they don’t want to admit it. They keep kicking the can down the road, hoping someone else will deal with it. Well, guess what? The buck stops here.
Here’s the reality—right now, all we can do is make the minimum payments. That’s it. We’re paying the interest, folks, but the principal? Forget about it. It’s not happening. It’s like having a maxed-out credit card, and every month you’re just paying enough to keep the creditors off your back. That’s what the Federal Reserve and the politicians before me have done to this country.
But let me tell you something: this isn’t sustainable. It’s a scam, plain and simple. The Federal Reserve, the global bankers, the elites—they’ve built a system where America, the greatest country in the world, is chained to debt. And who’s paying for it? You are. Your children are. Your grandchildren will.
Now, I didn’t come here to sugarcoat things. I came here to lead. And here’s my plan: we’re going to renegotiate this debt. That’s right. I’ve made deals my whole life—big deals, the best deals—and I’m telling you, this debt needs a deal. We can’t keep pretending it’s business as usual while the interest alone is choking our economy.
We’re going to take a hard look at where this money is going. Foreign aid? Gone. Wasteful spending? Gone. Endless wars? Done. America first means putting America’s finances first.
And let me tell you, we’re going to fight back against the Federal Reserve. They’ve been printing money like it’s confetti, devaluing your dollar, and keeping us in this endless cycle of debt. No more. We’re going to bring accountability to the system.
I’m not saying it’s going to be easy. It’s not. But we don’t have a choice. We either take control of our debt, or our debt takes control of us.
America has faced challenges before, and we’ve always come out stronger. This is no different. Together, we’re going to fix this. We’re going to free ourselves from this mountain of debt. And we’re going to make sure that future generations inherit a country that’s financially strong, not financially broken.
Thank you, God bless you, and God bless the United States of America!
Benjamin Netanyahu’s Speech: “Breaking Free from the Chains of Debt”
My fellow Israelis, and friends of Israel around the world,
Today, I address you not only as the Prime Minister of Israel but as a citizen of this great nation—a nation blessed with a rich history, a resilient people, and a divine purpose. Yet, despite our strength and spirit, we face a looming challenge that threatens our sovereignty, our economy, and our future: the crushing weight of debt.
Israel, like our ally the United States, is burdened by a massive national debt. It’s no secret. The numbers are staggering. We, a nation reborn in the shadow of history’s greatest tragedies, have allowed ourselves to fall into the hands of a system designed to keep us in perpetual servitude.
Make no mistake, this is not an accident. This is the work of an international financial mafia—an elite group of bankers who wield power not through governments, but above them. They control currencies, manipulate economies, and profit from the suffering of nations. This mafia has no loyalty to any country, any people, or any moral code. Their only allegiance is to their bottom line.
Israel, the Holy Land, cannot and must not remain under their rule. It is unacceptable that the land promised to our ancestors, a land that has stood as a beacon of faith and freedom, is shackled by this corrupt system. The same system that indebts America, indebts us. We are in the same boat, and that boat is sinking.
But I tell you this: we will not go down with it.
It is time to end this cycle of dependence and submission. It is time to take back control of our destiny. Israel was not reborn to be a vassal of global financiers. We were reborn to be a light unto the nations, a people free to chart our own course.
To do this, we must act decisively. First, we will audit every shekel of our national debt. We will expose the deals, the terms, and the manipulations that have brought us to this point. Transparency is our weapon against those who thrive in the shadows.
Second, we will work with our allies, especially the United States, to challenge this system on a global scale. Together, we can dismantle the grip of these international bankers and restore financial sovereignty to nations around the world.
Third, we will build an economy that is strong, independent, and resilient. No more reliance on foreign loans with crippling interest rates. No more selling our future for short-term gain. We will invest in our people, our innovation, and our industries.
This is not just an economic fight; it is a moral one. The Holy Land must not be a land of debt. It must be a land of freedom, prosperity, and faith.
To the people of Israel, and to our allies in America and beyond, I say this: we are stronger than those who seek to control us. We are united by our shared values, our shared struggles, and our shared determination to overcome. Together, we will break free from these chains.
The rule of the international banker mafia will end, and a new era of sovereignty, justice, and peace will begin.
Thank you, God bless Israel, and God bless our partnership with the United States of America.
The Young Pope’s Speech: “A Call to Faithful Stewardship”
Brothers and sisters,
Today, I speak to you not only as the shepherd of the Catholic Church but as a fellow believer in the one true God, the God of Abraham. This God has called us to live lives of righteousness, compassion, and justice. Yet, in our modern world, we have strayed from these divine commands, particularly in our treatment of wealth and the burdens we place upon one another.
Let us turn to the words of Scripture, to Psalm 15, which asks:
“Lord, who may dwell in your sacred tent? Who may live on your holy mountain? The one whose walk is blameless, who does what is righteous, who speaks the truth from their heart… who lends money to the poor without interest; who does not accept a bribe against the innocent. Whoever does these things will never be shaken.”
These words are clear. They are timeless. They are a command from God to His people, a call to reject usury, the practice of lending at interest, which burdens the poor and enriches the few at the expense of the many.
This teaching is not unique to Christianity. It is shared by our brothers and sisters in Judaism and Islam. The Torah condemns usury, reminding us in Exodus 22:25: “If you lend money to any of my people who are poor among you, you shall not be like a moneylender to him; you shall not charge him interest.”
In Islam, the Quran is equally clear: “Those who consume interest cannot stand on the Day of Resurrection except as one stands who is being beaten by Satan into insanity.” (Surah Al-Baqarah 2:275)
The three great Abrahamic faiths, born of the same divine covenant, stand united in this truth: usury is a sin. It is an affront to God and an injustice to His people.
Yet, in our modern world, usury has become institutionalized. It is not only tolerated but celebrated, hidden behind the masks of financial systems and economic growth. Nations are burdened with debts they cannot repay. Families are trapped in cycles of poverty. The poor are exploited, and the rich grow richer.
This is not the will of God.
As the spiritual leader of the Catholic Church, I call upon all people of faith—Christians, Jews, Muslims—to return to the teachings of our Scriptures. Let us reject the greed that drives usury. Let us work together to build a world where wealth serves humanity, not enslaves it.
To the financial leaders of the world, I say this: your power is not eternal. Your wealth will not save you. Only justice and mercy will endure. Reform your ways. Use your resources to lift the poor, not to exploit them.
And to the faithful, I urge you: be vigilant. Speak out against injustice. Support systems that promote fairness and compassion. Remember the words of Psalm 15, and strive to live as those who may dwell in God’s sacred tent.
Let us, together, create a world where the teachings of the Abrahamic faiths are not just words but living truths. A world where no one is oppressed by debt, where the dignity of every person is honored, and where God’s justice reigns.
May the Lord bless us in this mission. May He guide us with wisdom, strengthen us with courage, and fill our hearts with love.
Amen.