Nelly Furtado’s Big Hoops Illuminati Analysis

Nelly Furtado Eye Illuminati

This is not the eye of Lucifer. It it is the eye of God. The eye of providence. Nelly Furtado wants the eye of God to see her.
Nelly Furtado Ear

Nelly Furtado wants the ear of God to hear her. Jim Carrey copied Nelly when he talked about the NWO on Jimmmy Kimmel. Only the court jester can tell the truth.
Native Dees

Nelly Furtado has been trying to shed light on the Canadian genocide. This is not the first time she has sang for the native canadians. She sang for the missing native women on CBC 10 years ago. The mystery is yet to be solved over who is killing these women. Natives in Canada are turning to Iranian TV to reveal the truth. From what I’ve seen the corruption and genocide go all the way to the top. To the Queen. Nobody talks about the native children that disappeared during her visit to Canada in the 70’s.
Nelly Furtado Black Swan

Here we see a new alter ego come out. A new personality. The black swan. Most swans are white. When you see a black swan it’s a surprise. Black swans are events that are unlikely and unpredictable, like 9/11 or the Challenger disaster. In black swan theory a bad black swan is easily noticeable while a good black swan may take a long time to become apparent.
Black Swan Markets

A “black swan event” as something both unlikely and unpredictable that has a huge impact within whatever area it occurs. Part of the impact is due to the way we think about extremely unlikely events; most of us tend to equate “extremely unlikely” with “it will never happen.” Thus, we fail to adequately prepare for extreme events, and the negative impact of the event is magnified. We build levees strong enough to withstand 50 year storms, and a 100 year storm comes along. We think we have an adequately balanced portfolio, and one bad month in the market wipes out half of our net worth.

Birds make themselves look bigger when threatened by predators. Nelly tries to make herself look bigger by walking on stilts. She also turns into a computer generated giant. Wall Street behaves like a flock of birds. Once big bird panics the rest of the birds panic. Time will tell which stars come out on top during the next financial panic or lose most of their net worth. We are gonna see savings wiped out. A financial giant will fall during this next market crash. Joseph Kennedy made a fortune during the roaring twenties buying stocks. He made even more taking a short position in 1929, before the great depression.

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207 Replies to “Nelly Furtado’s Big Hoops Illuminati Analysis”

  1. Thanks for putting me online Dana. I was paranoid about our love since my abduction. I was scared and xenophobic. I didn’t believe we were made for each other until the ghosts started haunting me. I know they are angels guiding us. I don’t care if we are on an alien ant farm where the slave crop is weed. We were made in the stars for each other Dana. I love you. I confess.

  2. If you said J. Edgar Hoover dressed like a woman and had a hand in the Kennedy assassination in 1964 you would of been locked in a mental asylum like Rose Kennedy. Say the same thing 50 years later and you are a gentleman and a scholar.

  3. Portugal didn’t have peace in the 20th Century. There were wars in Africa until the Carnation Revolution. A peaceful flower revolution that dissolved their Empire. I’m reading Goverment issue Nelly’s folklore. She has a horrible guilt complex when it comes to Africa. You give this girl a flower for having the government mess up your head as much as yours. You do it this year. She’s gonna release her Portuguese album this year. You told me when she sings in Portuguese it reminds you of your childhood. Take this girl and cure her. Her island is feast, Mother’s village is famine. You gotta fast out the drugs and toxins and ascend. 2020 is the ascension psalm and Jesse Ventura’s revolution. You take those dandelions and start a revolution on a bright summer day. The same dandelions you are curing cancer with.

  4. [img]http://www.conspirazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/trading.jpg[/img]
    This can’t be my fate. I can’t face this woman poor. Gotta take this thousand dollars and turn it into ten like Yeshua’s parable of the talents.

  5. [img]http://www.conspirazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/pat.gif[/img]
    Can’t share your save the world dreams with anyone. Not even behind an avatar. Pat was reading Lord of the Flies in Silver Linings Playbook.

  6. You have to read the signs like Pat in Silver Linings Playbook Joe. Brazil and Croatia are two great basketballing nations. Your flags were at the all star game. all star games are always rigged. Nobody bets on them unless they are some sort of sucker that thinks the Harlem Globetrotters can’t defeat the Generals.
    [img]http://www.conspirazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/silverlinings1.gif[/img]
    With my medical expertise you will cure this girl and yourself. I’ll save both of you. I want to be a good doctor. I want the rest of my life to be one act of goodness. I don’t want to end up like Dr. Rockefeller.

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