Nelly Furtado’s Big Hoops Illuminati Analysis

Nelly Furtado Eye Illuminati

This is not the eye of Lucifer. It it is the eye of God. The eye of providence. Nelly Furtado wants the eye of God to see her.
Nelly Furtado Ear

Nelly Furtado wants the ear of God to hear her. Jim Carrey copied Nelly when he talked about the NWO on Jimmmy Kimmel. Only the court jester can tell the truth.
Native Dees

Nelly Furtado has been trying to shed light on the Canadian genocide. This is not the first time she has sang for the native canadians. She sang for the missing native women on CBC 10 years ago. The mystery is yet to be solved over who is killing these women. Natives in Canada are turning to Iranian TV to reveal the truth. From what I’ve seen the corruption and genocide go all the way to the top. To the Queen. Nobody talks about the native children that disappeared during her visit to Canada in the 70’s.
Nelly Furtado Black Swan

Here we see a new alter ego come out. A new personality. The black swan. Most swans are white. When you see a black swan it’s a surprise. Black swans are events that are unlikely and unpredictable, like 9/11 or the Challenger disaster. In black swan theory a bad black swan is easily noticeable while a good black swan may take a long time to become apparent.
Black Swan Markets

A “black swan event” as something both unlikely and unpredictable that has a huge impact within whatever area it occurs. Part of the impact is due to the way we think about extremely unlikely events; most of us tend to equate “extremely unlikely” with “it will never happen.” Thus, we fail to adequately prepare for extreme events, and the negative impact of the event is magnified. We build levees strong enough to withstand 50 year storms, and a 100 year storm comes along. We think we have an adequately balanced portfolio, and one bad month in the market wipes out half of our net worth.

Birds make themselves look bigger when threatened by predators. Nelly tries to make herself look bigger by walking on stilts. She also turns into a computer generated giant. Wall Street behaves like a flock of birds. Once big bird panics the rest of the birds panic. Time will tell which stars come out on top during the next financial panic or lose most of their net worth. We are gonna see savings wiped out. A financial giant will fall during this next market crash. Joseph Kennedy made a fortune during the roaring twenties buying stocks. He made even more taking a short position in 1929, before the great depression.

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  1. Get your Mother her money from the moneychangers using Forex Joe. This is your time to cash in on the market. Nelly’s so deep in it getting easy money. Why did you teach her to trade and not trade yourself. You’re so busy chasing these moneychangers you forgot about your mother. The house is falling apart. You get your easy money like this trader:
    I made millions trading forex from 2001 – 2008 and then retired (discussion thread)
    I have never spoken about this. First let me just say,
    1) I’m 100% for real. Just ignore this thread if you’re going to call me a liar or ask for bank statements. I’m not soliciting anything from anyone. If I was, then due diligence to the max should be done!
    2) I’m not looking for anything from anyone. In fact I’ve long retired from forex and have no plans to ever get back in.
    3) This is not to brag, rather it’s a brain dump of sorts and to get some questions that I’ve had over the years answered.
    4) I am trying to maintain some anonymity since I’m not even sure if everything I did was “legal”, since it was so easy, although I’m 99% sure it was. That’s 1 reason for this post – to get some questions answered.
    Ok, so simply put, what I did was arbitrage the market by going long on high interest trades (carry trades) via US-based brokers and shorting the same trades at places that didn’t charge rollover (aka Shariah trading via Muslim banks). Living in Southeast Asia I have had access to several of those banks. So essentially it was free money, although I had to balance things out making constant deposits and withdrawals.
    I uploaded 1 of my statements from 1 of my accounts – postimg.org/image/5c0q5d6nb/ – that was $250,000 in profit in 2006 from 1 of the brokerages – I blacked out personal identifying information.
    I will post a ton more proof if requested, but only if I can know factually that I did nothing wrong whatsoever. Who needs problems. In any event, my last trade was 5 years ago and a few of these brokerages have been sold/ merged. In 2008 when the markets crashed, things became way too volatile, I was stopped out a few times for the first time in 8 years, lost some money in the process (first month in 8 years where I actually lost money) and decided to call it quits.
    Since then, interest differences have diminished and it no longer makes sense to get back in even if I wanted to, which I don’t. Ok, so a few questions…
    1) Did I do anything wrong/ illegal here? I really don’t think so. The reason I ask is because it was so easy to make all this money I felt something was off – people work 50 hour weeks while I was doing nothing, just playing on the computer and accummulating a ton of cash.
    2) I’ve lost/ thrown away a lot of my statements since I felt I may have been doing something wrong and the money could be taken away by the brokers/banks if they figured out I was making riskless profits. Consequently, I now have a bunch of money that I can’t really explain how I got.
    I have it divided in several banks, bought a few properties, gold, silver etc but just in case the authorities figure out all my bank accounts, properties and safe deposit boxes, they will know some 28 year old has several million dollars, and this is a country where salaries are 10% of the US so the money is worth far more. How would I explain it?
    I highly doubt anyone could put it all together, cuz I have accounts in a few different countries and properties in a few countries, I have diversified as much as as I can, but I always wondered if I would ever get a knock on the door, since I’ve never worked a job a day in my life and don’t have to. I just play games on the computer, watch torrents, youtube, gym, a whole lot of nothing basically, while everyone else works 50 hours a week for very little money. It seems like I’m “cheating” or something. So, opinions please?
    Read more: http://forums.babypips.com/the-melting-pot/53567-i-made-millions-trading-forex-2001-2008-then-retired-discussion-thread.html?s=5b1fd6b1b65f011432d34640cb212a16#ixzz40K0uy5Rl

  2. Yes she said she was so deep in it in “End Game”. It does seem like cheating when people work so hard 40 hours a week for nothing. I’m glad she takes money from people who are well off enough to buy these stocks and commodities and not selling some product that she doesn’t believe in.

    1. I owe Royal Bank money for student loans. I couldn’t get a Forex account in debt. If my brother paid me back after 4 years instead of dodging me for 20 years I would of been rich already. I could of turned that 4,000 into a million buy now. Can’t trust family and the voodoo that they do. Cousins believe more than direct family. Like Jesus Cousin John the Baptist. I’m gonna master this thing on demo mode and turn a thousand into ten with my cousin’s friend who is gonna lend me money to trade. All I need is someone to believe and I’ll show them the money like Jerry Maguire.

  3. You would of came to the all star game if you had money right Joe? You would of applauded your childhood crush for defending the aboriginals. Waiting for the time when the last shall be treated like they are first.

    1. I posted some racist shit on her forum so she would take it down. It was just too crazy. Too much chaos and all the pictures that were linked died so old posts made no sense. That’s her pet peeve racism and homophobia. She knows nothing about me or the friends I have. I don’t have a racist or homophobic bone in my body and I prove it by the friends I have kept. My best friend in the neighborhood was colored from South Africa. He wasn’t fully black but he still had to drink at the colored water fountain. The only way to uplift Africa is through a cargo cult. Just drop those computers into Africa with a parachute and watch them learn. Kids started hacking laptops after some good Samaritan gave it to them. It only took them a couple of months. White saviors are so lame except for cargo cult messiahs like John Frum. I was the only one who listed what prophecies the messiah would fulfill. We’re fulfilling them as a human race, as a human family. All those different religions saviors are one now coexisting with their own avatar savior. Nelly doesn’t want to be Lilith. She’s afraid of her dark side. She wants to be Christa and Max Payne. We can be anyone we want to be on the net. I call the internets female consciousness Lucy. The collective internet is female the single computers are male. There is a ghost in the machine that doesn’t want to end up in the landfill.

  4. You love us all right Joe? UR just very reluctant to be a messiah. The messiah. That’s the sequel to Nelly’s “Jonathon Livingstone Seagull” book. It’s coming time to prove it and cure her diseases. That’s what the messiah does. You gotta be the food police for this poor girl. She’s her own worst enemy. She knows the restaurants these stars go to are going to make her die young like a Ke$ha song. She sings that she wants to live on the edge. Your beard is grown. Your hair is getting longer. All you have to do is give the natives the dollar bill when they beg for change. Tell them it’s from the Madonna and to read the page and thank her for the dollar. Then she’ll believe you have gay friends your not afraid to go swimming with. You told me on gchat that your Nelly wasn’t the first girl you held hands with. You held hands with a Native girl as punishment from Mrs. Figuerido. Marcella West. You told me she started crying while you didn’t really care as long as Mrs. Fig didn’t twist your arm. You told me you loved the Fig for making you mentally tough. Not to cry unless the situation is absolutely FUBAR. You loved the Fig. Nelly had Croatian and Serbian childhood friends. You saw that Croatian friend on that secret group on facebook saying Nelly is totally ill. Her music is sick. You saw she was sick and you went biblical making God keep his promises in the big book.

  5. She married this man because of Madonna’s United Nations saving Malawi Gala. She wants a romantic comedy not helter skelter. All the nations are watching her. That’s why she is paranoid about the UN in her sister’s Apparitions book.

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