Nelly Furtado’s Big Hoops Illuminati Analysis

Nelly Furtado Eye Illuminati

This is not the eye of Lucifer. It it is the eye of God. The eye of providence. Nelly Furtado wants the eye of God to see her.
Nelly Furtado Ear

Nelly Furtado wants the ear of God to hear her. Jim Carrey copied Nelly when he talked about the NWO on Jimmmy Kimmel. Only the court jester can tell the truth.
Native Dees

Nelly Furtado has been trying to shed light on the Canadian genocide. This is not the first time she has sang for the native canadians. She sang for the missing native women on CBC 10 years ago. The mystery is yet to be solved over who is killing these women. Natives in Canada are turning to Iranian TV to reveal the truth. From what I’ve seen the corruption and genocide go all the way to the top. To the Queen. Nobody talks about the native children that disappeared during her visit to Canada in the 70’s.
Nelly Furtado Black Swan

Here we see a new alter ego come out. A new personality. The black swan. Most swans are white. When you see a black swan it’s a surprise. Black swans are events that are unlikely and unpredictable, like 9/11 or the Challenger disaster. In black swan theory a bad black swan is easily noticeable while a good black swan may take a long time to become apparent.
Black Swan Markets

A “black swan event” as something both unlikely and unpredictable that has a huge impact within whatever area it occurs. Part of the impact is due to the way we think about extremely unlikely events; most of us tend to equate “extremely unlikely” with “it will never happen.” Thus, we fail to adequately prepare for extreme events, and the negative impact of the event is magnified. We build levees strong enough to withstand 50 year storms, and a 100 year storm comes along. We think we have an adequately balanced portfolio, and one bad month in the market wipes out half of our net worth.

Birds make themselves look bigger when threatened by predators. Nelly tries to make herself look bigger by walking on stilts. She also turns into a computer generated giant. Wall Street behaves like a flock of birds. Once big bird panics the rest of the birds panic. Time will tell which stars come out on top during the next financial panic or lose most of their net worth. We are gonna see savings wiped out. A financial giant will fall during this next market crash. Joseph Kennedy made a fortune during the roaring twenties buying stocks. He made even more taking a short position in 1929, before the great depression.

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  1. You and Nelly don’t have an illness. we’re trying to keep you from floating off into heaven and leaving us behind so we give u drugs to close off the spirit molecule. Don’t leave Israel behind Joe. Don’t go into your lightbody by yourself. Make us all ascend and travel in our lightbodies

  2. Lisa writes better now that she’s not anal retentive writer like paulo coelho. not afraid to mash the keyboard. wrote discordian book without all the anal proper spelling and rewriting for that perfect punctuation and grammar. i read it straight through on kindle and shut off faceberg until we need those old friends again. Paulo Coelho is changing his writing for ADD society. shorter for twitter infected minds. I left after you sang “party” at “come as you are” tour. Brian Salazar Oliveira was there thinking you sang childhood dreams for him. I left so it wouldn’t break his heart so badly. It wasn’t teenage dream BO it was childhood dreams. I couldn’t handle the three way threat match. the DJ, the ex boyfriend from jelleestone and the nut who believes 2 planes can’t destroy 3 buildings.

  3. Nelly Furtado thought you bought Max Payne jacket just to impress her. She wasn’t impressed at you spending so much money on boy’s co. You bought that jacket with student loan money in the 90’s from nelson bulhoes the vainest man ever to be a wild coyote bar star. Nelson’s hair takes at least 45 minutes. Nelly chopped off Rapunzel hair. MAN UP! mansplain. that’s all i hear in that book.

  4. Y NOT 1989? i’m slavic lisa. i’m russian. when nelly is going off about revelation 20 to all the knights of columbus and templars about fire and brimstone i see russia getting nuked. alien society and high society want that unrequited love for their romantic comedy entertainment. It’s all about entertaining alien paparazzi on this insignificant blue marble in the milky way. once UN was created UG came to earth. United Galaxy. as soon as united galaxy came to earth. united universe came to earth. then united parallel universe. and so on. and so on and son
    We talk about 1989. You were supposed to grab my hand and drag me on the dance floor. That’s what ivonne fonseca did to get her husband. Ivonne kept calling me her husband so i scratched her with a red pencil crayon. I was drawing my catholic art with that pencil crayon. I wanted Nelly to skip high school with me. If we were from rich families sister helen wouldn’t of kept us with the tards. U were on the wrong side in 1989 nelly. It was east vs west and i was eastern european. That was my country on the chopping block after the collapse. two years after all that def leppard nuclear war scares. Sister Helen made us watch nuclear war movies before graduation. Western Europe vs Eastern Europe in 1989 and God let west win or so it seemed. You really think capitalism is a better ideology angry birds? Look at all the sickos and stunted weak people from the food. Look at all the poverty. One billionaire to every 100 million people. That ain’t no utopia. That’s elitism. That’s illuminati. That’s Skull and bones order of death society. 1 asshole speculator billionaire lording his riches over millions of destitute people. Virgin Mary is a feminist like Sister Helen. We’ve seen men shake world markets for 2,000 years. But this duetche bank collapse makes suze orman look like the worst female investor in the world compared to the angry birds

  5. Jesus died when he went against the moneychangers farrah. everyone for the last 2,000 years who’s gone against them has died. Y not 1993? U were Brian’s gf in highschool. Thats what he told people. He had your picture bragging about nelstar. I was happy they wanted u2 be a star. Nelstar is big improvement over smelly nelly. I wanted u2 b a star 2 so I didn’t turn u into a cokehead like us. LSD is one thing but booze and cocaine i would never give a teenager. I know you must of tried it and everyone offers it to you now that you are adult but you were only 15

  6. I own her twitter. I own her facebook. I own her smartphone. my umbrella corporation owns everything. nelly furtado the corporate entity. The cash cow. The entire world has wasted 2 millenia trying to rehabilitate me but my love for nelly furtado and lilith fair grows. Jesus loves her to. We keep fighting over her soul. Only way out for a new beginning is for her to take a husband’s name and start a .com of her own.

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