Nelly Furtado’s Big Hoops Illuminati Analysis

Nelly Furtado Eye Illuminati

This is not the eye of Lucifer. It it is the eye of God. The eye of providence. Nelly Furtado wants the eye of God to see her.
Nelly Furtado Ear

Nelly Furtado wants the ear of God to hear her. Jim Carrey copied Nelly when he talked about the NWO on Jimmmy Kimmel. Only the court jester can tell the truth.
Native Dees

Nelly Furtado has been trying to shed light on the Canadian genocide. This is not the first time she has sang for the native canadians. She sang for the missing native women on CBC 10 years ago. The mystery is yet to be solved over who is killing these women. Natives in Canada are turning to Iranian TV to reveal the truth. From what I’ve seen the corruption and genocide go all the way to the top. To the Queen. Nobody talks about the native children that disappeared during her visit to Canada in the 70’s.
Nelly Furtado Black Swan

Here we see a new alter ego come out. A new personality. The black swan. Most swans are white. When you see a black swan it’s a surprise. Black swans are events that are unlikely and unpredictable, like 9/11 or the Challenger disaster. In black swan theory a bad black swan is easily noticeable while a good black swan may take a long time to become apparent.
Black Swan Markets

A “black swan event” as something both unlikely and unpredictable that has a huge impact within whatever area it occurs. Part of the impact is due to the way we think about extremely unlikely events; most of us tend to equate “extremely unlikely” with “it will never happen.” Thus, we fail to adequately prepare for extreme events, and the negative impact of the event is magnified. We build levees strong enough to withstand 50 year storms, and a 100 year storm comes along. We think we have an adequately balanced portfolio, and one bad month in the market wipes out half of our net worth.

Birds make themselves look bigger when threatened by predators. Nelly tries to make herself look bigger by walking on stilts. She also turns into a computer generated giant. Wall Street behaves like a flock of birds. Once big bird panics the rest of the birds panic. Time will tell which stars come out on top during the next financial panic or lose most of their net worth. We are gonna see savings wiped out. A financial giant will fall during this next market crash. Joseph Kennedy made a fortune during the roaring twenties buying stocks. He made even more taking a short position in 1929, before the great depression.

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207 Replies to “Nelly Furtado’s Big Hoops Illuminati Analysis”

  1. i don’t want to be no laughining stock pedophile borat in 2007 loose. i want the pedophiles caught. that dragon in the city of london’s mouth is where all the kids dissappear to.
    that was when grid overloaded farrah. DO SOMETHING in my head when i woke up over and over again like she was mind melding me like mr. spock. when she was spotted in medjugorje after borat awards. when organizatsiya swindled western child. how does it feel when east swindles west? we never had any pedophile problems before the wall fell. there was no millich in eyes wide shut before 1989

  2. no privacy since they told her you were a special boy like cruise. always tough on grease to make money. me and miguel neves made money. nickels into quarters with the sledgehammer. i should of forgave him at mcdonalds at van tech. but he fucked me over from going to notre dame. i was supposed to go to notre dame. sister helen wanted us separated

  3. y r your parents so cold and distant? U and birds parents? DYNASTY tv show. that high born blue blood shit they could never have like great gatsby. u might have money nelly but you haven’t lost your class. blue collar like your dad the marine climbing the masonic ladder on the wild goose chase never getting to be illuminatus rex

  4. how long have you wanted to go to highschool science with nelly fart potatoe. your shmoopy? how long since u dropped the enriched classes to dare to be stupid? How long has this great dumbing down been going? When do we hit rock bottom?

  5. watch nelly’s agent talk. sexy. take you around the world but nobody remembers you

    now listen to me talk. nelly i take you to eastvan. i give your music to billions of people around the world. i make you stock tips and rigged sporting events to bet on. it’s very important we get 7 billion of warren buffet’s dollar bills to take over the world so world democracy always votes for either me or you for a thousand years online. i get cystic fibrosis frankenstein gene therapy so we can keep our meat puppet bodies as well as the giant AI computer based on our brains and thoughts. i’m gonna listen to this technotronic torrent and think of more words to replace so nelly never sees the n word on her site

  6. translator software swindle stops moshiach from speaking every language. u make nice swahili post on your page when u ditch the label and all the kids have your music even if they are on 56k. that’s how u fix kenya. how long does it take for 1 song on 56k? 15 minutes

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