Nelly Furtado is Paranoid About Depopulation

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Here is an excerpt from Nelly Furtado’s sister’s book:
I will not become part of the New World [Order] they are planning, they will inevitably bring the world population down, but they won’t get me. I am wolf not a sheep with my eyes wide shut…

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  1. These women who want to be men find it impossible to be a lone wolf. Nelly sank her hooks into the first man that came along for protection. I doubt she’d have the courage to walk the streets alone. The car is her wheelchair. In this book she thinks she’s a Goddess because she did an instant rice commercial.
    Beyonce is another deluded Feminist who thinks she is a Goddess because of her cheesy commercials. She has neither the strength or the fortitude to live without a bodyguard, to go it alone. Why do people harass Beyonce? For money. The indigent masses think she has money so they constantly hit her up. People are envious of her wealth. She thinks people hate her because she is beautiful. Beyonce watches too much TV.
    A lone male lion is called a nomad. When they leave the pride they are all alone and have to hunt for themselves until they get their own pride. Beyonce wore the pants at the Grammys. She thinks she is a lioness that does not need a male lion’s protection.

  2. If Beyonce didn’t have Jigger to protect her, me an my droogs would give her the ol in out, in out real savage. Then we’d take her ice! Her diamonds!

  3. You envy Beyonce’s ear rings? Why? They’re only worth a million dollars. I thought you would rape her because she is beautiful, not to steal her diamonds.
    This post is about Nelly Furtado not Beyonce. How do we get her to fast? She keeps eating her comfort foods. Toblerone chocolate. Hagan Das Ice Cream. Bacon and Eggs for breakfast. Coffee.
    Cystic fibrosis has scarred her lungs and given her cysts. She needs to go on Fishman’s juice fast. Find a way to motivate her Fishman.

  4. You started fasting on the 13th. That’s 6 days. Not long enough to get rid of the cysts. Just try again. Try my CABALA fast again next month. You should get better at it the more you try.
    Shalom!
    Dr. F

  5. She needs a megadose. As much vitamin e rich food as she can handle. When you have to much you will feel it.
    http://www.whfoods.com/genpage.php?tname=nutrient&dbid=111
    Eat sunflower seeds. Can you overdose on sunflower seeds? I don’t think so. You’ll just get sick of the taste when you’ve had too much.
    The best thing to get rid of scarring is a good fast. @nellyfurtado try a CABALA (Carrot, Apple, Beet, Lemon) Fast next month. Keep trying every month until you successfully go 21 days.
    Shalom
    Dr. F

  6. Big controversy with Vitamin E because of Merck’s study. Merck says it causes strokes. I can’t find one death from Vitamin E on Google. I would take 1000 mg with every meal or if she is scared just keep eating sunflower seeds. The unsalted shelled ones from the organic store not spitz.
    The cyst in my left bicep got smaller but it’s still there. I’ll try fasting again next month on the 13th.
    @drfishman my brother has crohn’s disease. i’m trying to make him vegan and gluten free. I’m also giving him cabbage juice. What else can i do?

  7. Gospa just sent me a dream/nightmare. This is how i’ll end up if i stay here:
    [img]http://www.conspirazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/guantanamo-bay.jpg[/img]
    That was the worst feeling in the world. Tied up blind like an animal.

  8. I told you. The Virgin Mary wouldn’t lie to you. You think you can blog about God’s chosen and get away with it? Think again!
    I want you to leave the country ASAP. Spring is starting early because of Global Warming. You just gotta make it to Bosnia and you’ll be safe. WWIII was already fought there. There will be peace there.

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