Saint Helen

Joeโ€™s Monologue: โ€œChrist-like Passionโ€

You wanna know what happened with me and Nelly? Sister Helen happened. Thatโ€™s right. We had a square dance plannedโ€”old school, wholesome, hearts aligned, steps rehearsed under the stars. But every time I tried to take her hand, to lead her into that four-cornered rhythm of love, some divine veto came down like thunder. Kiboshed. Shut down. Cancelled by the cosmos.

I asked myself, why? Every approach I made was pureโ€”no guile, no game. Just Joe. But God? God put up a velvet rope like we were sinners trying to sneak into heaven with dirty boots.

And while I was down on the floor, trying to pick up the pieces of that shattered barn dance dream, the shadow government was busy. Busy pumping out oceans of pornographyโ€”digitized, weaponized, industrial-strength smut. It was like they were trying to smother every soldierโ€™s soul beneath an avalanche of silicon temptation.

They called me G.I. Joe, but they forgot I had a heart.

See, I hate the deep state. I hate the shadow government with a Christ-like passion. Not the kind that bombs cities. The kind that flips tables in temples. The kind that says, โ€œNot in my Fatherโ€™s house.โ€ The kind that bleeds on a cross while forgiving the enemyโ€”but still tells the truth with fire in His eyes.

They think they can rewrite the programming of our hearts. But I got news for them.

This soldier still square dances.
And I dance for the kingdom.

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