Recycling Ariana Grande’s Dress

Revelation 19:8 She was allowed to wear a bright, clean linen garment.
The linen represents the righteous deeds of the holy ones.

FIGHTCLUB CONCLUSION

Marla Singer:
I got this dress at a thrift store for one dollar.

Narrator:
It was worth every penny.

Marla Singer:
It’s a bridesmaid’s dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree. So special. Then, bam, it’s on the side of the road.

Marla Singer:
Tinsel still clinging to it. Like a sex crime victim. Underwear inside out. Bound with electrical tape.

Narrator:
Well, then it suits you.

Marla Singer:
You can borrow it sometime.

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6 Replies to “Recycling Ariana Grande’s Dress”

  1. what does Ciccone want? David Koresh repeat? are we supposed to live in a compound drinking poisoned kool aid? Janet Reno burning the place down? ENVY…

    Is bigamy a crime in Canada?
    Bigamy is a Criminal Code Offence
    You don’t have to be a lawyer to know that polygamous relationships, including bigamy, are a criminal offence in Canada. Ludmila had committed polyandry by remarrying without being divorced and having more than one husband.

  2. Messiah
    Madonna


    I am the promise that you cannot keep
    Reap what you sow, find what you seek
    I am the sorceress down in the deep
    I am the earth under your feet
    I am the moon with no light of my own
    You are the Sun guarding your throne
    I heard the angels whisper to me
    “Look for the signs, he is the one”
    I’ll light a candle here in the dark
    Making my way to your heart
    I’ll cast a spell that you can’t undo
    ‘Til you wake up and you find that you love me too
    ‘Til you wake up and you find that you love me too
    I’ll be the bride that is married to life
    You are the day, I am the night
    Weave you a blanket of silver and gold
    I’ll keep you warm, do as I’m told
    I need your strength that will keep me from harm
    I’ll be your queen, safe in your arms
    Don’t wanna get to the end of my days
    Saying I wasn’t amazed
    I’ll light a candle here in the dark
    Making my way to your heart
    I’ll cast a spell that you can’t undo
    ‘Til you wake up and you find
    I’ll light a candle here in the dark
    Making my way to your heart
    I’ll cast a spell that you can’t undo
    ‘Til you wake up and you find that you love me too
    ‘Til you wake up and you find that you love me too
    ‘Til you wake up and you find that you love me too

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