Paging Dr. Furtado – Lil Wayne

[Scene: County General Hospital โ€“ Neurology Department]

(The hospital intercom crackles.)

PA:
โ€œDr. Nelly Furtado to Neurology. Dr. Furtado to Neurology, please.โ€

(Dr. Luka Kovaฤ, wearing his white coat and a concerned look, stands outside Room 402, reviewing a chart. Inside, Lilโ€™ Wayne sits on the hospital bed, looking a bit disoriented but cracking a faint smile.)

Dr. Kovaฤ (speaking into his pager):
โ€œNelly, I need you here. Weโ€™ve got a patient with acute memory loss โ€” possible substance-related.โ€

(Moments later, Dr. Nelly Furtado, dressed sharply but casually, strides in with a clipboard.)

Dr. Furtado:
โ€œWhatโ€™s the story?โ€

Dr. Kovaฤ:
โ€œLilโ€™ Wayne. Heโ€™s been experiencing significant memory lapses. No trauma. Labs suggest neurochemical imbalance, possibly from drug abuse.โ€

Dr. Furtado (nodding thoughtfully):
โ€œYeah, this kind of memory loss is often the result of chronic drug toxicity. Weโ€™re looking at neurotransmitter depletion, oxidative stressโ€ฆ Iโ€™ll start him on high-dose B vitamins โ€” B1, B6, B12 โ€” to repair nerve damage.โ€

Lilโ€™ Wayne:
โ€œB vitamins? Bet. Anything to get my mind right.โ€

Dr. Kovaฤ:
โ€œGood. But he also needs to stay away from glyphosate-contaminated foods and microplastics. Theyโ€™re neurotoxic.โ€

(Wayne raises an eyebrow.)

Dr. Kovaฤ (gently but firmly):
โ€œStick to organic food whenever you can. No processed junk. No plastic bottled water if you can help it.โ€

Dr. Furtado:
โ€œLetโ€™s boost your recovery. Iโ€™ll write a list.โ€

(She jots quickly.)

  • Coconut oil โ€” a tablespoon daily. Good for brain energy.
  • Black seed oil โ€” natural antioxidant.
  • Turmeric โ€” fights brain inflammation.
  • Ginkgo biloba โ€” improves blood flow to the brain.
  • Lionโ€™s Mane mushroom โ€” promotes nerve growth.
  • Omega-3 supplements โ€” DHA for brain repair.
  • Magnesium โ€” calms the nervous system.
  • Fresh blueberries, walnuts, and leafy greens โ€” brain foods.

Dr. Kovaฤ:
โ€œAnd no more lean, Wayne. No more purple drinks. You want your future โ€” your music, your family โ€” you have to choose life now.โ€

(Lilโ€™ Wayne looks down, quiet for a moment, then nods.)

Lilโ€™ Wayne:
โ€œI got you, Doc. Real talk.โ€

(Dr. Furtado pats him on the shoulder.)

Dr. Furtado:
โ€œOne day at a time. Weโ€™ll get you back.โ€

(The two doctors exchange a hopeful glance as the scene fades.)

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