9 Replies to “The Secret of Diddy”

  1. I was laid to rest in a simple Native American burial after a memorial service attended by Jack Nicholson and Val Kilmer, as i await resurrection.

    So don’t cry Diddy, my old friend. You will see me again.

  2. Why do you Canadian military psychologists want to kill a genius?

    Solid Jake the Snake, who captured the minds of the MTV generation.

    Who didn’t lay a hand on the Devil and the anti Christ? Who was Maximus the merciful to the modern Roman Empire, the United States of America?

  3. Canadians, Americans, Mexicans.

    Monsieur Justin Bieber,

    I was born on Christmas day.

    An unnatural Caesarean section birth.

    I’ve suffered so much MK ULTRA CIA trauma.

    it is plain to see i don’t weep at my Father’s funeral.

    But i do weep for the Tragically Hip front man Gordon Downey.

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